Tuesday, November 14, 2006
I am seeew bored.
Alright, I know you're not dense.
You come here once in a while and read about my extreme AMUSEMENT. I think there are times I just stare at the monitor and wander off into dreamland. Then snap back to reality and realize I was sleeping with my eyes open.
I am pretty sure that you have become bored at least five times during the holidays. And you have realized that being bored is boring.
Bored is a word frequently mentioned in my blog. There are many things you can do to entertain yourself. You could count the grains of sugar in your sugar bowl. As you count, you could shove the grains into your bored little mouth (this sounds rude). After counting, you'd presumably be hyperactive. And start jumping all around, doing pirouettes, high kicks, whatever.
Doing these things don't seem boring, huh?
8:37 PM
boombox generation: