just got back home from plaza singapura.
and now i'm sitting in front of the tv watching shall we dance.
let's see.
it's a bout this married businessman. he's around 40. his life is boring.
every day, he rides a train to work and back home. okay, his life is really boring.
every time he rides the train, he sees this ballroom dancing class. and he sees paulina, a latina looking out the window. then one night, out of curiosity, he visits the class.
and somehow finds himself enrolling for the dancing course.
he never found anything as interesting as the class.
alright paulina is jennifer lopez. and she's waltzing to moon river. it's so.. gay? haha no. it's actually quite nice. paulina is a sad person. well i've seen this movie before but i don't remember what happened to her. i'll just continue watching.
okay so the man (richard gere) likes the lessons.
there are two other guys who take the lessons with him.
i don't exactly know why i'm blogging about this movie. i've seen this a thousand times and my mom wanted to watch this.
OH. paulina's sad cos her boyfriend dumped her after this competition and she went to america to impart knowledge. haha. and now richard gere dances in the kitchen.
gay like hell okay. dancing isn't exactly gay. okay i just looked at the tv screen. quite gay. maybe it's because of their passion for ballroom dancing.
well all i can think about now is how sexy richard gere would look if he'd have less wrinkles.
well now his life is not boring. cos of all the ballroom dancing. gay! haha just kidding.
now's the scene where the wife of richard gere talks to some other lady.
lady: my husband's having an affair!
wife: how did you know that?
lady: well i picked up the phone, and gary was on the other line! he was whispering!
wife: what was he whispering?
lady: i don't know! *sobs*
wife: well there could be many reasons why he was whispering. the kids were sleeping? oh you're birthday's coming soon, isn't it?
lady: *sniff* it's in two weeks..
wife: well there we go!
[lady leaves the room]
secretary of wife: she'll be divorced in a month.

oh, richard gere's character is named john.
haha his teenage daughter caught him practicing.

lady: *sobbing disgustingly* he says they met in a chatroom for gardeners! he said they were love! he said he was happy! he seems happy to me!
wife: i'm sorry sweetie.

okay now the wife suspects john of having an affair.
this movie is seriously gay.
have you seen brokeback mountain?
it's gay too.
i have not watched it. and i don't intend to.
i shall stop blogging about the movie.
if you want to know the ending, you can buy the dvd.
well now they're showing a scene. dirty dancing? okay wow. they're good and gay.
i shall seriously stop now.
the song shall we dance is cute.
[four minutes later]
GAY SCENE.
[two minutes later]
GAY SCENE.

i am so evil. i'm sorry richard gere.
ohmylord jennifer's ass is huge. i heard she got butt implants recently. well, that's just disgusting. alright, my sister and mom just confirmed it for me.
SHE GOT FREAKING BUTT IMPLANTS.
who would want to do that?
oh, jennifer lopez.
aww she's crying. cos a plate of lasagna (ooh yummy) spilled on her favourite vintage coat. stained. sad life.
and i shall end here.
i like the soundtrack of this movie.

byebye.

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